Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Another One Bites The Dust

Looks like the Tories have finally realised why they're doing so badly in the polls: they're not nearly enough like a really scary cult. Just on the off-chance that anyone reading this is off to their conference, take a tip and don't drink the free fruit juice.

Trouble is, even Ayatollah Dave's own Revolutionary Guards are jumping ship. Hmmm.... actually, thinking about it, the 'A' in A-List obviously stands for 'Absent'.

As ever, it's worth noting that the 'A-list' aren't just some random collection of party members. On the contrary, they were a supposed elite, specially chosen by the Nu Tory leadership. Long serving, genuinely conservative, members were purged and replaced by these alleged uberherren, all for the cause of electoral success, yet now it turns out that they can't even deliver that. Talk about Daveism in microcosm.

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