This Is Why Soldiers Invented Fragging...

Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that Colonel Blimp is at it again. 

Did you get that? We're a 'particular cohort' and a 'particular part of the spectrum' (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) who don't deserve to be involved in serious conversations. 

As ever, I note that if actual conservatives talked about anyone the way the cucks talk about conservatives, the cucks would be demanding they be jailed for hate speech. But that's not even it. 'Deputy Party Chairman' is neither here not there, it's just not that big a job. Meanwhile, in so far as the Prime Minister and Chancellor are both impeccably well-connected, smug globalists who have nearly as much contempt for the public as Blimp himself, aren't they both the very model of the Ellwoodian ideal? 

Hey, how's that working out for that Party anyway? 

When is it time for a 'serious conversation' about why all the guys who talk constantly about muh electability don't appear able to win actual elections? 

Rainbow Utopia Postponed Again!

Weird! Despite the absence of any white men in leading roles, liberals still don't seem entirely happy with the outcome of the Mason Greenwood case. 

What can it all mean? 

Personally, my feelings on this are the same as my feelings about the Noel Clarke allegations: in so far as the charges involve specific incidents in actual places with a known victim, they're approximately 10 bazillion times more credible than the average charge of raaaaaycism by his pals in the game. 

Still, on sauce for the goose grounds, I think it's fair to ask who stoked this fire? 

Hey, if disagreeing with a bunch of race-hustling lunatics makes you responsible for some loser tweeting naughty words, then I think it's fair to ask if the unhinged racist lunacy being pushed by St Raheem and his pals might in some way provoke violence against white people?

Hey, I'm just asking! 

Which is more than anyone in the MSM is. Nope, the one time sports journalists really do have an excuse to look at wider issues, they've suddenly gone MIA. I guess they're all tied up heroically pointing out that foreign lands are foreign. 

Truly, these guys are fearless seekers after truth. 

On the plus side though, liberals have finally found a white guy to blame after all and, friends, It is just too perfect!

Yes, indeed, woke warrior extraordinaire Gary Neville has fallen foul of the loonies by.... liking a tweet by a former prosecutor pointing out how the law works. 

Hey, again, sauce for the goose. The sanctimonious twerp was happy to play witchfinder general when it suited him, now it's all gone a bit J K Rowling for him. 

Still, it is revealing. We were all supposed to admire his heroism in attacking the right. In fact, we were supposed to be so impressed by it all we weren't meant to ask what was actually courageous about it? What exactly was the risk in a media luvvie attacking conservatives anyway?  Now suddenly the alleged tough guy and professional Northerner clashes with the left and he folds like a row of tents. That tells you who has the real power in modern Britain. 

Tate Speech

Grrrr.... really hacks me off that I have to defend Andrew Tate, considering that he's basically a circus clown pushing such an absurd caricature of masculinity that he may as well be working for Hilary Clinton.

Of course, there's the free speech angle, but there's something more than that going on. 

First things first though, if I was a soi dissant professional educator, I'm not sure I'd be going on TV to admit that even with five days a week to indoctrinate the kids, I still have less influence over them than some prat on the internet. Nevertheless, there they are, queuing up to tell us what the yoof really need is....  MOAR INDOCTRINATION.

The phrase that come to mind is 'the beatings will continue until morale improves'. 

Honestly, they're like the stereotype English tourist shouting louder so the foreigners can understand him. 

Still, we have to acknowledge that this prat has come out with some obnoxious stuff, like that time he joked about throwing acid into the face of female politicians. 

No, my mistake, that was Jo Brand talking about male politicians. 

Any schools going to take action against girls quoting her? Any at all? 

Nope, girls could stand in the playground reading from the Collected Works of Jess Philipps and nothing would happen to them. It's for Teh Ekwalitee. 

Boys see the basically fraudulent nature of all that and no amount of Very Special Assemblies will convince them to believe the feminazis instead of their lying eyes. 

Faced with this kind of double standards no wonder the boys look elsewhere. Say what you like about the Bozo in Bucharest but at least he's offering some kind of positive masculinity. 

Get Woke, Go Home

Just checking: are the England football team still the flagship of Woke Britannia or nay? 

Nope, I guess it's a modern Cinderella story: the Woke Warriors went to the (foot)ball, but just on the stroke of the final whistle, they suddenly turned back into mice. 

Honestly, it's intriguing to watch the NPC update in progress. When they were winning, it proved wokeness was the way of the future and you needed to get with the Nu Brit program, pal! Now? Suddenly there are no wider conclusions whatsoever to be drawn from it all. 

For the record, reaching the quarter finals isn't all that. England managed it under the famously disastrous - so the MSM said - reign of Sven Goran Ericksson. Twice. 

Say, how come the quarter finals are a disaster when it's the foreign guy in charge but success when it's a Brit. Sounds kind of..... xenophobic. 

But no, we all know why Slippery Southgate is off the hook. He's the Neil Ferguson of football. His  politics are impeccable even if reality keeps letting him down. 

As Paul Joseph Watson said, they started on their knees and they went out on their knees. 

They supported Totally Not BLM, just happening to give exactly the same salute as BLM members and using the same rhetoric but different...somehow. 

Don't expect the MSM to ask them what it is they do support, if not BLM, though. They've spent years not asking 'caring' Marcus Rashford about his rumoured exotic tax affairs so they aren't about to ask anyone any difficult questions about what, say, 'inclusion' actually means anyway. 

Hey, if it wasn't for an ill-judged attempt at the sympathy vote following a burglary, they'd never have told us that Brother Raheem is Keeping It Real from inside a mansion in a gated community in Surrey.

That's the thing right there. Brother Raheem ranting about sticking it to The Man, while his butler feeds him quail eggs on a silver platter isn't even in the top half of bad things these guys get up to. Modern football is a gold-plated sewer, and a smarter, more vigorous Tory Party - in short, one that actually considered 'electability' as something more than just an excuse to avoid any actual conservatism - would be making sure people remember that the left chose to embrace these guys.  But no, apparently, expecting actual drive from the Tory Party is like expecting a guy on a six figure salary to be able to hit the goal from twelve yards. 

Sports Journalists Are The Journalists Of Journalism

All the unwarranted self-esteem but even lower IQs, you guys!

Even these guys know they suck, hence why they're desperate to report on anything except sportsball. No, they all want to report on how some barely literate loser in Nuneaton tweeting the N-word at St Raheem of Sterling exposes the dark side of conservatives, Brexit, Brexitey conservatives and, basically, anything liberals hate. 

Now they're all claiming to be shocked - shocked - that a Middle Eastern country applies Islamic law. 

Well, either that or they've belatedly discovered that Islamists are not just Guardian reading liberals except with more impressive beards. 

Who could have known? Well, no one, except the right but every time we tried to warn them they claimed we were a bunch of barely literate losers who just want to tweet the N-word at St Raheem.

Hey, MSM, who are the morons now, huh? 

These guys really are the living embodiment of the old line about people who stumble over the truth then pick themselves up and carry on regardless. Hey, it's either that or getting an actual 'job' and who needs that?