Apparently, his job will be to represent British interest abroad - as opposed to his last job which was to represent foreign interests in Britain. At least that's what it seemed like at the time.
There is no better proof of what a worthless scumbag this guy is than that the MSM has been lauding his statesman-like qualities all day, but without being able to cite anything specifically statesman-like about Blabba The Hut.
Nope, Snooty Dave's statesman-like qualities are much like Kierdo the Weirdo's forensic analytical skills - something only visible to the MSM.
As a basic requirement, shouldn't a certified super genius be able to come up with at least one or two memorable statements?
And no, not memorable in the sense of being 0 for 2 in naming who fought in the Battle of Britain.
Meanwhile, back in the real world, this prat's main contribution to Britain was to so completely fold in his dealings with the EU that he inadvertently helped Leave win.
And then there was him pushing the well-planned and thought out intervention in the Libyan civil war that helped make modern-day Libya the Canada of Africa.
This - this - is what genius at work looks like!
On the other hand, we're told he will help the Tories win back the 'middle ground' - you know, all those people who were totally going to vote Tory but they were put off by the Tories being too hard on jihadist loons.
Who'd have thunk it, huh? Apparently you're now a Nazi lunatic if you don't want to kill the jews.
But let's not let the insanity of this specific issue blind us to the bogusness of the whole premise. Apparently, Lord Snooty is a political super genius but where exactly is this election-winning genius parked? In two elections he faced the one-eyed doomster from Fife and then an early AI system's attempt at generating a character from a Woody Allen movie and overall he managed an aggregate majority of 12 seats.
Truly an unstoppable electoral titan!
Meanwhile, in 2019 when the Tories went into an election with a supposedly extreme offering - you know, actual conservatism - they won an 80 seat majority.
There is no more ludicrous myth in British politics than the idea that it's the right of the Tory Party that hobbles the Party's election chances. For all that the squish side of the Party like to talk about electability, they sure do seem to struggle to actually get elected.
On the plus side, at least Snooty doesn't have any skeletons in the closet.
And that's the real problem, not only with this fraud, but with our whole political class: here's a guy who struts round like some kind of blue-blooded Ubermensch, looking down his nose at the common rabble, except now it turns out he a grifting low-life who talks in vacuous sound-bites and couldn't even empty water out of a boot if you put the instructions on the heel.