Even if, like me, you weren't a big fan of tuition fees, you've got to enjoy thinking about the implications of this. Yes, indeed. A decade from now, kids will be going to Uni to learn marketable skills, and you know what that means: bye bye beardy-weirdy and the rest of his activist friends! Our PC, post-modern, wackademics will be in the gutter holding signs saying 'Will Slander Britain For Food' while working people spit at them as they pass. Plus, once all the departmental subscriptions expire, the Guardian will go bust.