How it's supposed to work:
A WOMAN has been told to lose weight if she wants to emigrate with her husband.How it works round here:
Rowan Trezise, 33, has been left at home desperately trying to slim while hubby Richie starts a new job in New Zealand.
Officials at first said BOTH were too fat — and refused them visas because they could be a BURDEN to the New Zealand health service.
An illegal immigrant has demanded to be flown home after saying he was fed up with British people - because they are "rude and unfriendly".
Speaking today, Mokhtar Tabet, 30 - who has been given a home, food and free travel around London - claims his local council has breached his human rights by moving him to a place he does not like.