Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Immigration

How it's supposed to work:
A WOMAN has been told to lose weight if she wants to emigrate with her husband.

Rowan Trezise, 33, has been left at home desperately trying to slim while hubby Richie starts a new job in New Zealand.

Officials at first said BOTH were too fat — and refused them visas because they could be a BURDEN to the New Zealand health service.
How it works round here:
An illegal immigrant has demanded to be flown home after saying he was fed up with British people - because they are "rude and unfriendly".

Speaking today, Mokhtar Tabet, 30 - who has been given a home, food and free travel around London - claims his local council has breached his human rights by moving him to a place he does not like.

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