Thursday, January 05, 2006

Heaven Prepares For War

Hey, they’ve only had gay marriage for a month and already there’s a nasty break-up. Yep, the Gay/Islamic axis has broken down – and they went so well together! Apparently, the Pink Wedge have just discovered that Islamopaths don’t approve of rampant rectal rogering. Who was hiding that from Daffyd ?

Here’s gay activist Ben Cohen on Sir Icky Sickball:
As a liberal, I could say to Sir Iqbal: “I disagree with you but I tolerate the right for you to be intolerant.” However, I’m not sure that we can continue be tolerant of those who show so little respect for our liberal way of life.
Yep, it was one thing when the Islamopaths were flying planes into buildings, killing filmmakers or blowing up buses, but now they’ve come out against gay marriage, well, that’s just going too far.

And thus was refuted the caricature of gay activists as crazed narcissists.

Me, I’m just enjoying the thought of what Benny can possibly mean when he talks about refusing to tolerate Islamopaths. Does that mean that the First Division of the Foreign Object Legion, aka the Fighting Fabulous, are mobilising ? Is the Lesbian Bomber Wing switching to carpet bombing rather than carpet eating ? Is the flagship of the Queen's Navy, the Sir Elton John filling up with seamen ? Maybe there will be a special TV show: Queer Eye For The Counter-Terrorist Guy (“black boiler suits are soooo 1980s”).

Excuse my lack of – ahem! - respect, but I return to the above point. The bloodthirsty nature of Islam has been blindly obvious almost from the moment the Paedo Prophet came off the mountain, yet up until 10 minutes ago the Pink Wedge were prepared to break any amount of bread with them. But now they claim to be shocked – shocked! – that Islam isn’t, in fact, a philosophy of fluffy bunnies and beautiful rainbows.

Actually, I was less surprised than many on the Right that the Pink Wedge threw their lot in with the Religion of Peace in the first place. Consider a couple of Christian OAPs who notice certain literature on display in council offices, who then write to the council claiming that they should have the right to place Christian literature in an equally prominent position, only to find the council instead send the police round to intimidate them. You probably remember that in this specific case it was actually gay literature they saw, but who thinks it couldn’t have happened with Islamic literature ? That was why the Pink Wedge climbed into bed with the Islamopaths: a shared contempt for Judeo-Christian based western civilisation. The only thing the Daffyds forgot was that while traditional British values prevented them imposing their lifestyle on the public, it also prevented other people imposing their lifestyle on gays. Now the penny’s dropped, and suddenly they’re born-again culture warriors.

No doubt the full armoury of whiny queen posturing will soon be deployed against the Religion of Peace, but there’s a sting in the tail. Most of British society might have been mau-maued into treating even the most absurd of pronouncements from the Pink Wedge with at least feigned respect, but as Laban points out, the Islamopaths are a different story. This could get nasty – or hilarious.

(h/t to Dave)

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