We've had the season of goodwill, now it's the season of nasty. Yep, it's hate-speech eXtreme aka the New Year link-dump, from this post down.
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Sunday, January 04, 2009
FoH: Open Borders
But Don't Call It Amnesty: At least they're not from anywhere dangerous!
And Don't Call This One Either: Open borders? What 'open borders'?
He's Stealing The Cash The British Just Won't Steal: That five year term will teach him!
They Must Be The Highly-Skilled Immigrants Liberals Are Always On About: Or perhaps not.
Definition Of Open Borders: When even this guy can't be deported.
This Is How It's Meant To Work: And in one of the libs' favourite countries too!
It's Just Like Starship Troopers: Volunteer for the Mohammed Siddiq Khan's Memorial Madrassa, qualify for citizenship. What could go wrong?
Cultural Enrichment: What? You thought it was just exotic restaurants?
Three Million: Any chance the cost of this will be included in those calculations of the economic benefits of immigration? Any chance? At all?
Just In Case The International Health Service Didn't Cost Enough Already: More economic benefits.
Non-Kool Aid Drinkers: Don't they know 'cultural identity' is a myth? Isn't the whole point of citizenship that it qualifies for privileges not available to non-citizens?
Of Course, There May Be Other Reasons Why The Army Is Suspicious Of PC: It's the 'Umanrights', innit?
The Kids Are Alright! Well, they talk more sense than the average politician.
Outsourcing Welfare: Not the processing, the claiming!
Not That They'll Do Anything About It: Who'd have thunk it?
Liberals Missing The Point Again: I don't think it's the 'inappropriate content' that's the problem.
And Don't Call This One Either: Open borders? What 'open borders'?
He's Stealing The Cash The British Just Won't Steal: That five year term will teach him!
They Must Be The Highly-Skilled Immigrants Liberals Are Always On About: Or perhaps not.
Definition Of Open Borders: When even this guy can't be deported.
This Is How It's Meant To Work: And in one of the libs' favourite countries too!
It's Just Like Starship Troopers: Volunteer for the Mohammed Siddiq Khan's Memorial Madrassa, qualify for citizenship. What could go wrong?
Cultural Enrichment: What? You thought it was just exotic restaurants?
Three Million: Any chance the cost of this will be included in those calculations of the economic benefits of immigration? Any chance? At all?
Just In Case The International Health Service Didn't Cost Enough Already: More economic benefits.
Non-Kool Aid Drinkers: Don't they know 'cultural identity' is a myth? Isn't the whole point of citizenship that it qualifies for privileges not available to non-citizens?
Of Course, There May Be Other Reasons Why The Army Is Suspicious Of PC: It's the 'Umanrights', innit?
The Kids Are Alright! Well, they talk more sense than the average politician.
Outsourcing Welfare: Not the processing, the claiming!
Not That They'll Do Anything About It: Who'd have thunk it?
Liberals Missing The Point Again: I don't think it's the 'inappropriate content' that's the problem.
FoH: Femiloons
aka God's way of reminding us half the population is below average.
As My Ex Used To Say: Blah, Blah, Blah... Why single out teachers?
Get Me A Cherry-Picker, Two Pumps And Three Princesses: Hey, it's hardly life & death, right?
Proof Of The Stopped Clock Hypothesis: Yes, even a femiloon can work out that being a member of a protected species with all manner of special rights may indeed make you a poor prospect for employment.
When Push Comes To Shove: There's no substitute for a real man.
As My Ex Used To Say: Blah, Blah, Blah... Why single out teachers?
Get Me A Cherry-Picker, Two Pumps And Three Princesses: Hey, it's hardly life & death, right?
Proof Of The Stopped Clock Hypothesis: Yes, even a femiloon can work out that being a member of a protected species with all manner of special rights may indeed make you a poor prospect for employment.
When Push Comes To Shove: There's no substitute for a real man.
FoH: The Tories
aka The Not-The-Conservative Party
I'm Just Shocked! Cameron admits he may not be able to fulfil his promise. Bernie Madoff says 'wish I'd thought of that'.
Oh Yes He Did: Four years from now he'll be denying everything.
The Common Touch: Who ever thought we'd all be nostalgic for the quiet dignity of Cherie Blair?
Now This Is Electability: But don't anyone question the morality of this guy's lifestyle.
Why Not Slim Down The Government First? Hey, anyone remember when the Tories thought there should be limits to government intervention?
Tory MP Shocked By Discovery Law Says What It Says: Who was hiding this from them?
Supporting Of The Troops: Cameron channels the Guardian, the Tories suck it up.
I'm Glad He's Keeping His Family Out Of It: Well, except for... Say does that mean we can mention this?
But How Much Will He Charge For PMQs? On the other hand, he has only got £30 million in the bank already.
'A History Of Mental health Problems': Remember, just because Cameron has exercised more control over candidate selection than any Tory leader in history doesn't mean we can judge him when this happens.
Another A-List Triumph: At least they're thrown out all those embarrassing proles!
Also Not Embarrassing: Hmmm... the greatest politician evah! sure does spend a lot of time in elephant traps.
Who Says He's A Little Fascistic? Irresponsible journalism = reporting on The Dave
Tory MP Enraged, Misses Point: It's not how much, it's how the Hell we ended up paying for his lunch anyway.
Biggest Financial Crisis In History And Still Getting Nowhere? Time to hire more flacks!
Even When He's Right, He's Wrong: It's not the fat, it's the smugness.
He's Not Mercenary, Just 'Post-Ideological': Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Hey, You Know Who's Just Like Sarah Palin? 'I am' says whiny A-list pretendey conservative bimbo (Mrs Palin is reported to be consulting her lawyers).
I'm Just Shocked! Cameron admits he may not be able to fulfil his promise. Bernie Madoff says 'wish I'd thought of that'.
Oh Yes He Did: Four years from now he'll be denying everything.
The Common Touch: Who ever thought we'd all be nostalgic for the quiet dignity of Cherie Blair?
Now This Is Electability: But don't anyone question the morality of this guy's lifestyle.
Why Not Slim Down The Government First? Hey, anyone remember when the Tories thought there should be limits to government intervention?
Tory MP Shocked By Discovery Law Says What It Says: Who was hiding this from them?
Supporting Of The Troops: Cameron channels the Guardian, the Tories suck it up.
I'm Glad He's Keeping His Family Out Of It: Well, except for... Say does that mean we can mention this?
But How Much Will He Charge For PMQs? On the other hand, he has only got £30 million in the bank already.
'A History Of Mental health Problems': Remember, just because Cameron has exercised more control over candidate selection than any Tory leader in history doesn't mean we can judge him when this happens.
Another A-List Triumph: At least they're thrown out all those embarrassing proles!
Also Not Embarrassing: Hmmm... the greatest politician evah! sure does spend a lot of time in elephant traps.
Who Says He's A Little Fascistic? Irresponsible journalism = reporting on The Dave
Tory MP Enraged, Misses Point: It's not how much, it's how the Hell we ended up paying for his lunch anyway.
Biggest Financial Crisis In History And Still Getting Nowhere? Time to hire more flacks!
Even When He's Right, He's Wrong: It's not the fat, it's the smugness.
He's Not Mercenary, Just 'Post-Ideological': Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Hey, You Know Who's Just Like Sarah Palin? 'I am' says whiny A-list pretendey conservative bimbo (Mrs Palin is reported to be consulting her lawyers).
FoH: Neo-Prohibitionists - Hitler Was The First Health Nazi
Guys Who Thought Shipman Was A Good GP Think Hooch Is A Threat: In related news, the National Association of Pub Landlords have called for action to deal with the increasing numbers of misdiagnoses by GPs.
New Theory On Metabolisation Of Alcohol: You get loaded faster if you're young and poor. Slippery slope, anyone?
But Who Says These People Hate Freedom? Real Question: Is there 'any place' for wierdo fascist loonies in the marketplace of ideas?
Drink Top-Shelf, Live Forever: Question 2 - is Mummy ranting and raving to the papers about evil booze companies a consequence or a clue to the real cause?
Did Someone Say Fascist Twerps? I guess even the people who elected Blair three times aren't supid enough to buy the propaganda, after all.
Everyone's A Drunk: Clearly, the only answer is to regulate everybody.
Even More Micromanagement: Hey, I thought libs believed you could dictate morality?
Now That's An Idea I Can Get Behind: Express service for the busy drinker!
Yet, Strangely, You Don't Have To Step Over The Bodies On The Way To Work: That is what is known as a 'Free Clue'.
Who Said These Guys Were Miserable Whiners? No Games!
The Stunning Denouement: Don't be shocked, but it turns out to be a load of garbage, after all.
New Theory On Metabolisation Of Alcohol: You get loaded faster if you're young and poor. Slippery slope, anyone?
But Who Says These People Hate Freedom? Real Question: Is there 'any place' for wierdo fascist loonies in the marketplace of ideas?
Drink Top-Shelf, Live Forever: Question 2 - is Mummy ranting and raving to the papers about evil booze companies a consequence or a clue to the real cause?
Did Someone Say Fascist Twerps? I guess even the people who elected Blair three times aren't supid enough to buy the propaganda, after all.
Everyone's A Drunk: Clearly, the only answer is to regulate everybody.
Even More Micromanagement: Hey, I thought libs believed you could dictate morality?
Now That's An Idea I Can Get Behind: Express service for the busy drinker!
Yet, Strangely, You Don't Have To Step Over The Bodies On The Way To Work: That is what is known as a 'Free Clue'.
Who Said These Guys Were Miserable Whiners? No Games!
The Stunning Denouement: Don't be shocked, but it turns out to be a load of garbage, after all.
FoH: Special RoP Edition
Hey, it's not a real Festival of Hate without a contribution from the world's most peaceful religion!
Zero Tolerance For Violence Against Infidel Women: Muslim women? All bets are off! Then again, it's a mystery why people would question the motives of the people behind this abomination. I guess they'll have to keep the dogs at a whole seperate station. Still, at least we're all equal under the law... except when we're not.
Who'd Have Thunk It? West Midlands police officer 'loses' memory stick with counter-terrorist files on it. Must be another one of those 'Asian' officers.
Welfairism + Dhimmitude =... free money for maniacs.
What You Will Never Read In The MSM: Taqiyya - the one thing you must know about moderate Muslims.
Also Not Appearing In The MSM Anytime Soon: On the other hand, many women in the west have trouble obtaining good-quality child care, which is practically the same as this.
Worst Conceived Example of Jizzyah Yet? Free flying lessons for Muslims. What could possibly go wrong?
Moral Authority: Or they'll do what exactly?
Bombay Attackers Even More Depraved Than We Thought: I'm sure the MSM will get around to reporting this any time now.
Mothers Of No Appearance: Who can these people be?
Sheikh-Down Artist: Yep, it's a mystery why people don't want to employ these guys.
If Dhimmitude Was An Olympic Sport... We'd take gold every time. In fact,we won't even call 'Islamic violence' what it is.
Even More Cultural Enrichment: Or maybe it's just another right-wing myth.
Just Think What The Bash Would Have Been Like If He Had Been Practising 'True Islam': So this is what it takes to be an Islamic hero
Tiny Minority: Sounds very peaceful to me. Plus if you don't think these people will enrich our cultural landscape, you're a really huge Nazi.
Of Course, This Has All Changed Now Obama's Been Elected: Tiny minority! Hmmmm.... I don't think the problem is 'extremist ideology' - sounds like it's gone mainstream.
Something Else That Never Happens: Forced conversions.
No Agenda Here: Islam means no booze for Muslims...or anyone else.
Listen, I Said There's No Agenda, Alright? No pill neither!
Religion 'Not A Factor': Perish the thought!
Maybe We Just Need To Respect their Culture? After all, what's stupid about this? Or this?
But If Islam's So Great.... Why do liberals need to force people to lie about it?
I Take It All Back: We are too harsh on Islamopaths after all!
And Finally: The list of things that annoy Muslims.
Zero Tolerance For Violence Against Infidel Women: Muslim women? All bets are off! Then again, it's a mystery why people would question the motives of the people behind this abomination. I guess they'll have to keep the dogs at a whole seperate station. Still, at least we're all equal under the law... except when we're not.
Who'd Have Thunk It? West Midlands police officer 'loses' memory stick with counter-terrorist files on it. Must be another one of those 'Asian' officers.
Welfairism + Dhimmitude =... free money for maniacs.
What You Will Never Read In The MSM: Taqiyya - the one thing you must know about moderate Muslims.
Also Not Appearing In The MSM Anytime Soon: On the other hand, many women in the west have trouble obtaining good-quality child care, which is practically the same as this.
Worst Conceived Example of Jizzyah Yet? Free flying lessons for Muslims. What could possibly go wrong?
Moral Authority: Or they'll do what exactly?
Bombay Attackers Even More Depraved Than We Thought: I'm sure the MSM will get around to reporting this any time now.
Mothers Of No Appearance: Who can these people be?
Sheikh-Down Artist: Yep, it's a mystery why people don't want to employ these guys.
If Dhimmitude Was An Olympic Sport... We'd take gold every time. In fact,we won't even call 'Islamic violence' what it is.
Even More Cultural Enrichment: Or maybe it's just another right-wing myth.
Just Think What The Bash Would Have Been Like If He Had Been Practising 'True Islam': So this is what it takes to be an Islamic hero
Tiny Minority: Sounds very peaceful to me. Plus if you don't think these people will enrich our cultural landscape, you're a really huge Nazi.
Of Course, This Has All Changed Now Obama's Been Elected: Tiny minority! Hmmmm.... I don't think the problem is 'extremist ideology' - sounds like it's gone mainstream.
Something Else That Never Happens: Forced conversions.
No Agenda Here: Islam means no booze for Muslims...or anyone else.
Listen, I Said There's No Agenda, Alright? No pill neither!
Religion 'Not A Factor': Perish the thought!
Maybe We Just Need To Respect their Culture? After all, what's stupid about this? Or this?
But If Islam's So Great.... Why do liberals need to force people to lie about it?
I Take It All Back: We are too harsh on Islamopaths after all!
And Finally: The list of things that annoy Muslims.
FoH: Our Moral & Intellectual Superiors In Summary
Can We Call This Guy A Moron Yet? Or is this another one of those things us proles just don't understand?
Meet Your Next CEO But One: Remember when leaders had to have at least some leadership qualities?.
Training The Leaders Of The Future: Who says these people have no respect for the law?
Meet Your Next CEO But One: Remember when leaders had to have at least some leadership qualities?.
Training The Leaders Of The Future: Who says these people have no respect for the law?
FoH: World's Favourite Broadcaster Edition
They Might Hate The Troops But They Recognise True Heroism When They See It: I guess someone must have shot the reporter who was going to tell us who paid for this deranged ego-trip.
It's Not All Bad News: There's bad drama too.
Bombers In Need: You can never remind people too often that the BBC helped fund the July 7 bombers.
No Bias Here: Welcoming St Barry, BBC style.
True Confessions: BBC DG admits to charge of Felony Dhimmitude.
Not That They're In Hock To Kook Groups, Or Anything: This following this is just a coincidence.
The Only Journalistic Organisation In The World That Doesn't Want To Inform The Public: Not when National Security's at stake, anyway.
Megalomania? Us? But remember: no adverts - that would be too commercial.
Ultimate Blowback! The BBC falling foul of PC.
The Happy Ending: Despite everything, they're still losing.
It's Not All Bad News: There's bad drama too.
Bombers In Need: You can never remind people too often that the BBC helped fund the July 7 bombers.
No Bias Here: Welcoming St Barry, BBC style.
True Confessions: BBC DG admits to charge of Felony Dhimmitude.
Not That They're In Hock To Kook Groups, Or Anything: This following this is just a coincidence.
The Only Journalistic Organisation In The World That Doesn't Want To Inform The Public: Not when National Security's at stake, anyway.
Megalomania? Us? But remember: no adverts - that would be too commercial.
Ultimate Blowback! The BBC falling foul of PC.
The Happy Ending: Despite everything, they're still losing.
FoH: The Net Will Kill Us All Section
Yep, The Rats Are Running Scared: We got government ministers warning of the dangers of those evil bloggers, right about the same time it's revealed that the Prince of Darkness is looking at seizing the infrastructure of the net. What a coincidence! Meanwhile MPs aren't even hiding it: they want to regulate content itself - just like they do with books, newspapers and movies. Or rather they don't.
FoH: Indocducation Edition
Who Says Wacademics Are Out Of It? At least they're not demanding we give them out free (yet). Besides, they just need to get down wi' da kids.
The Cluttered Timetable: No time to teach actual subjects, plenty of time for the important stuff. Plus, having members of the whiniest profession in the universe give the kids tips on happiness. After all, the one thing you can be sure of is that these folks know a quality subject when they see one.
This Is Why It's Called Indocducation: This is OK, but schools have to be morally neutral on the whole 'child rape' thing.
An Education System That Looks Like Britain: The numbers aren't as important as the fact no one sees the problem.
She's Not A Kook: She's a person of moonbattery.
Who'd Have Thunk It? It's a profession, but not the type with actual standards.
Say, Wasn't The 11+ Given The Old Heave Ho' For Being Arbitrary? Nowadays school admissions are determined by a lot more than just a few numbers. I guess this must be the new, more egalitarian system we keep hearing about. Then again, with schools prohibited from discriminating against the mad and the bad, things are bound to get a little loopier.
Key Learning Objective: Livening things up. Still, that's not their worst idea on how to loosen up.
The Inevitable Consequence Of All This: Liberalism + Education = Disaster.
The Cluttered Timetable: No time to teach actual subjects, plenty of time for the important stuff. Plus, having members of the whiniest profession in the universe give the kids tips on happiness. After all, the one thing you can be sure of is that these folks know a quality subject when they see one.
This Is Why It's Called Indocducation: This is OK, but schools have to be morally neutral on the whole 'child rape' thing.
An Education System That Looks Like Britain: The numbers aren't as important as the fact no one sees the problem.
She's Not A Kook: She's a person of moonbattery.
Who'd Have Thunk It? It's a profession, but not the type with actual standards.
Say, Wasn't The 11+ Given The Old Heave Ho' For Being Arbitrary? Nowadays school admissions are determined by a lot more than just a few numbers. I guess this must be the new, more egalitarian system we keep hearing about. Then again, with schools prohibited from discriminating against the mad and the bad, things are bound to get a little loopier.
Key Learning Objective: Livening things up. Still, that's not their worst idea on how to loosen up.
The Inevitable Consequence Of All This: Liberalism + Education = Disaster.
FoH: Crime & No Punishment Edition
It's A Science I Tells You: I don't think it was a better 'care plan' this guy needed. Still, it won't happen again and if it does, he'll just plead it down to manslaughter. Then again, it's not like being jailed really inconveniences them. At all
The Joke Is You're Paying For It: Never mind the 'public acceptability test' what about the 'sanity' test? Ditto.
You Can't Say He Doesn't Have A Record Of Violence: True, not many people get murdered by retired Brigadiers, but that just proves the system works!
Profiling! This is what I keep saying, liberals don't just want to mainstream criminality, they also want to criminalise the mainstream.
At Least You Can Trust Them Not To Lie About It: 'Say, do you have a fear of dogs, or should I set my Alsatian on you?'
Mixed Message: Confront disorder, but not in a confronty way. See, that kind of fine judgement is just why we need to leave policing to highly-skilled professionals. After all, most members of the public don't even have spiffy logos.
Very-Late Term Abortion: How dare you fascists question a woman's right to choose. Dad doesn't get so much flexibility.
The Meaning Of 'Life': Not what you'd think.
Who Says 'Reasonable Force' Is A Joke? Sounds like Mr Singh was just doing the job British courts just won't do. I'm sure Jack Straw will be right on it. After all, it's not like the police have a duty to protect the public.
It's The Gulag Of Our Times! No 18 cert games on their consoles. That'll teach 'em.
Blowback: Yes it's appalling, but I bet this guy drank his fair share of kool aid up till then.
Talking Of BMWs: It's not all bad news - the gravy train just derailed.
Of Course, For Some Folks The System Cuts A Little Slack: He must have been working in Not Plain At All Clothes. Ditto, this woman's investigation into football hooliganism.
'Retain Ownership Of The Initial Phase Of Lauren's Transition' And other quotes from Bizzaro World
The Joke Is You're Paying For It: Never mind the 'public acceptability test' what about the 'sanity' test? Ditto.
You Can't Say He Doesn't Have A Record Of Violence: True, not many people get murdered by retired Brigadiers, but that just proves the system works!
Profiling! This is what I keep saying, liberals don't just want to mainstream criminality, they also want to criminalise the mainstream.
At Least You Can Trust Them Not To Lie About It: 'Say, do you have a fear of dogs, or should I set my Alsatian on you?'
Mixed Message: Confront disorder, but not in a confronty way. See, that kind of fine judgement is just why we need to leave policing to highly-skilled professionals. After all, most members of the public don't even have spiffy logos.
Very-Late Term Abortion: How dare you fascists question a woman's right to choose. Dad doesn't get so much flexibility.
The Meaning Of 'Life': Not what you'd think.
Who Says 'Reasonable Force' Is A Joke? Sounds like Mr Singh was just doing the job British courts just won't do. I'm sure Jack Straw will be right on it. After all, it's not like the police have a duty to protect the public.
It's The Gulag Of Our Times! No 18 cert games on their consoles. That'll teach 'em.
Blowback: Yes it's appalling, but I bet this guy drank his fair share of kool aid up till then.
Talking Of BMWs: It's not all bad news - the gravy train just derailed.
Of Course, For Some Folks The System Cuts A Little Slack: He must have been working in Not Plain At All Clothes. Ditto, this woman's investigation into football hooliganism.
'Retain Ownership Of The Initial Phase Of Lauren's Transition' And other quotes from Bizzaro World
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