Thursday, March 10, 2005

When Idiots Collide!

Personally, I believe the hypothesis that we're living through an era of moronic convergence.. Still,. that's not to say the new age won't come into being without a few labour pains.

Apparently, being Norwegian PM is kind of a non-job, hence she has plenty of free time to deal with the real evils of the world, such as the poor representation of women in furniture assembly instructions. Yep, ol' Kjell Magne Bondevik is teed off because there's no girlies in the assembly instructions from IKEA. Apparently, women across the world are having their lives blighted by the absence of desk-building role models leading to...well, who knows ? As if feminists ever need a reason to whine.

So that's Kjell Magne Bondevik, toast of the whiny, fat hag demographic…or at least she would be, except IKEA blame it all on a certain murder zombie cult. Apparently, Allah left very specific instructions that the female of the species was not to feature in any instructions issued by Swedish furniture stores.

So what's a L3 to do ? On the one hand, there's the opportunity to join with the femiloons in another epic decent into victimhood, on the other there's the chance to indulge in some full-on dhimmitude. Sounds like a Jewish conspiracy to me.

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