Must be an even-numbered week. If it was odd-numbered then the MSM would be pushing Fat Pride and the dangers of anorexia. Instead we get this:
Like, hello? It's [current year] and nerds are out, prodnoses with powerpoint presentations are in.
Of course, there is a slight problem with this message. Hence the tortured attempt to avoid the elephant in the room:
Millennials have been indoctrinated with the government-approved healthy eating message from the womb. Now it turns out they're fatter even than slobby Gen Xers, clearly the answer is MOAR PROPAGANDA.
These people are the stereotype Englishman abroad thinking the locals will understand him if he just shouts loud enough. Meanwhile, the more people follow their guidelines, the fatter they seem to get. The prodnoses might want to try thinking about what that might say about their theories and whether alternative explanations might be worth looking at.
A scientist could explain the process to them - if they still employ any.
Millennials are set to be the fattest generation of Britons, with 70% dangerously overweight before they hit middle age, research shows.
People born between the early 1980s and mid-1990s are set to overtake baby boomers as the age group with the highest proportion of overweight or obese people, according to Cancer Research UK.Heh. And you thought 'Cancer Research UK' was all about men in white coats slaving over a hot DNA sequencer.
Like, hello? It's [current year] and nerds are out, prodnoses with powerpoint presentations are in.
Of course, there is a slight problem with this message. Hence the tortured attempt to avoid the elephant in the room:
Prof Linda Bauld, a cancer prevention expert at the charity, said the projection showed many millennials, despite their reputation for “following seemingly healthy food trends”, needed to improve their eating habits, cut down on junk food and eat more fruit, vegetables and fibre.Their 'reputation' for healthy eating. Is she saying it's all a hoax? More to the point is she saying that the the most narcissistic generation in history are less concerned with their health than Gen X or even Boomers?
Millennials have been indoctrinated with the government-approved healthy eating message from the womb. Now it turns out they're fatter even than slobby Gen Xers, clearly the answer is MOAR PROPAGANDA.
These people are the stereotype Englishman abroad thinking the locals will understand him if he just shouts loud enough. Meanwhile, the more people follow their guidelines, the fatter they seem to get. The prodnoses might want to try thinking about what that might say about their theories and whether alternative explanations might be worth looking at.
A scientist could explain the process to them - if they still employ any.
1 comment:
Eggs are bad.
No eggs are good.
Butter is bad.
No butter is good.
Alcohol is bad.
No red wine good.
Red meat is bad.
No red meat is good.
Carbohydrates are good.
No carbohydrates are bad.
Raw food is bad.
Cooked food is bad.
Come on, make your mind up.
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