Monday, March 08, 2021

That Time Grandma Taught The Kids How To Do Reporterising....

Can't say I've ever been a big fan of Bel Mooney. She's always seemed to specialise in vacuous Boomer platitudes... which makes it super surprising it was her who broke the MSM's omerta over Covid.

For when I registered Dad's death by telephone (as you have to these days), the registrar told me there had been very many other cases like ours where 'the deceased' had not tested positive for Covid, yet it was recorded as the cause of death.

They agreed that, yes, it must distort the national figures — 'and yet the strangest thing is that every winter we record countless deaths from flu, and this winter there have been none. Not one!'

Well, quite! 

And just like that the rats suddenly started to take an interest in the position and readiness of the lifeboats...

Apparently, the excuse for why the Covid Cult's measures can - apparently - defeat the flu but not the thing they're actually aimed at is because Covid is more contagious than influenza.... except they've spent months telling us that the only reason why Lockdown4Eva hasn't worked is heretics refusing to wear a Boris Burka or indulging in Satanic rituals - like meeting up with friends or sitting on park benches. 

Surely there must be some wildly-promiscuous slut out there who jumps from bench to bench,  doesn't wear protection and so has died from the flu?

No, not one! 

Literally not one. 

At this point even Third World election results are more reliable than these figures. At least the Supreme Leader of Krapholia has enough sense to only claim to have won 80% of the vote when it's time to vote on making him President For Life. 


3 comments:

Penseivat said...

Didn't you know? According to a statement from PHE, allegedly, no one has died from the flu because everyone is wearing masks and keeping their (anti) social distancing. Meanwhile, people are dying from the Peking Pox because they are not wearing masks or keeping their distance from others. Simple really.

JuliaM said...

It would be funny, if the consequences were not so dire...

Just Trevor said...

Seeing mention of Bel Mooney reminded me of this book by one Bel Littlejohn ('edited' by Craig Brown). Worth a glimpse.