Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Penguin Slashes Cop

Wait... no, my mistake, turns it was a 'man'. Must have used one of these long-range knives so no one got a good look at him, either that or..... it's another attack by the infamous Men of No Appearance gang.

(H/T to anonymous in the comments)

3 comments:

JuliaM said...

There's plenty of witness statements in the meejah - all 'man' or 'chap', but strangely, no description at all. One woman even 'locked eyes with him' and noticed that he looked 'calm, but deranged'...

I don't think he's the only one who's deranged...

And I bet iDave has muzzled Ken Clarke for the duration!

Trevor said...

I see a man from Stratford has been charged - one John Onyenaychi. Probably not a Pearly King, I'd wager.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12013906

Dave H. said...

Despite his being arrested on the spot, it was days before they even released his name.

The message is that reporting facts has might prove detrimental to community cohesion, and that must never be allowed.