Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Electability: It Used To Be A Thing

Hey, I'm so old I can remember Fat Dave Cameron's Reign of Error when we were constantly told that the Tory Party had to throw any conservatism whatsoever overboard in pursuit of the votes of a supposed group of moderates who would totally vote Conservative except for the whole 'conservatism' thing. 

It was all about 'electability' you guys!

How times have changed - and not just because the party of BoJo and Crazy Dom Cummings managed to get more than twice as many votes in one go as electoral super genius Fat Dave managed in two attempts combined. Don't be shocked, but with vague signs of actual conservatism in the Conservative Party, the cucks have suddenly decided that crude vote chasing in no substitute for principle after all. Nope, now they've finally found some hills that are worth dying on. 

Like the very vital human right of spoilt rich kids to harass member of the public. 

Or protecting members of one of our most vulnerable communities: sex offenders. 

And yes, that is *that* Crispin Blunt.

Truly, he is a vote-winning machine. Either that or 'electability' was only ever a bogus concept used to purge anyone with actual conservative views from the Grifters Party. 

1 comment:

Just Trevor said...

Since developing late-onset inversion Bluntin Crisp seems terribly anxious to make up for lost time and bat, not just for the other side, but especially the more outré members of his new 'community'. I've been having visions of him in a sequin crop-top twerking in a gay club. I do hope there will be photos.