I'll Take All You Jew-Lovers, Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere.... Except Here & Now, Obviously

Blogosphere was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

Alan Hart: he really is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he ?. You may recall that his cunning plan to stop people talking about the what he said was to threaten to sue everyone on the planet (and that's not to let off those little green scumbags either!). Well, now it turns out DSD took him up on his challenge, at which point Al suddenly decided that when he said he'd sue anyone, that wasn't exactly what he meant. Apparently, DSD has to give him copies of seven forms of ID, a blood sample, teeth impression and, by the way, could he find a good solicitor for Al, too ?

Hey, who'd have thunk it ? A Lib running away from a fight. It's like a double hat-tip to Python, channeling Sir Robin and the Black Knight both at once. And besides, DSD is STOOPID!!!!! Furthermore, we understand Alan is considering the possibility of escalating to calling DSD a poo poo head.

You've got to admire the excuse though. Al's worried that his solicitor could be targeted by an 'organised barrage of hate mail'. Wow! That's even worse than a disorganised one, where all the stuff just flops through the letterbox, any old how. If only they knew someone who could arrange a restraining order!

Still, it looks like Jenny Tonge was right! This is how firmly International Jewry has its talons around the neck of the working man: they even control the Royal Mail. Yes, it's true: The Jew is using the Post Office as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless.

I'm telling you though, these are sad, sad times for the Zionist World Government. From the glory days of murdering God and starting all the wars in history, to signing solicitors up for junk mail. Where did it all go wrong ? I mean, it has to be said that Al's mates favour a more direct approach. On the other hand though, they haven't yet escalated to the 'mocking references on the internet' stage, so I guess Al's right: the real enemy is the Jews Zionists, after all.