You really can't spend too long slamming chavs, but let's not confuse symptoms with causes. Our cultural death spiral started on the nice side of town, as this piece of garbage clearly demonstrates. Key quote:
For the record: a cry for help is where you shout 'Help!' and the various statutes dealing with shooting up the town do not include any references as to whether or not the sniper in question loves his wife.
It gets better:
You know what they needed? A comedian. Some one to warm the crowd up with a few jokes, then maybe a singer.
Who knew flogging over-priced footwear gave you so much insight into the psychology of gunmen ?
Oh - there's this too:
Hey, I know the police are 'public servants' and all, but that doesn't mean they'll fetch you a drink, do your laundry or break sieges to order.
The old aristocracy get a lot of stick but at least they had a sense of obligation to the country that had given them so much. All you need to know about the collapse of British civilisation is contained in the long journey from young aristocrats setting off for the Somme to our new elite demanding that people like them not be held to the same laws as the little people.
He was a distressed young man who loved his wife and was having a crisis. This was a cry for help that was ignored.See, the rich are different! If it had been an painter and decorator shot while blazing away at passers-by, we wouldn't have had any of this.
For the record: a cry for help is where you shout 'Help!' and the various statutes dealing with shooting up the town do not include any references as to whether or not the sniper in question loves his wife.
It gets better:
She describes the police negotiator, believed to be operating from a flat roof nearby, as ‘bland’.Yep, the negotiations were kind of dull.
She adds: ‘The negotiation, in my opinion, was very controlled, very slow, very boring. Maybe they have a way of negotiating, but I felt there was no ability to see what had gone wrong that day.’
You know what they needed? A comedian. Some one to warm the crowd up with a few jokes, then maybe a singer.
Who knew flogging over-priced footwear gave you so much insight into the psychology of gunmen ?
Oh - there's this too:
Mrs Winkworth, who owns the freehold to the Saunders’ property, was dismayed that her suggestions to rectify the situation were disregarded.Here's a little thought experiment: what do you think would happen if you dialled up her office and claimed that orange wellingtons were next season's must have? Do you think she might ignore your suggestions?
Hey, I know the police are 'public servants' and all, but that doesn't mean they'll fetch you a drink, do your laundry or break sieges to order.
The old aristocracy get a lot of stick but at least they had a sense of obligation to the country that had given them so much. All you need to know about the collapse of British civilisation is contained in the long journey from young aristocrats setting off for the Somme to our new elite demanding that people like them not be held to the same laws as the little people.
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