Personally, I'd Go For 'Stop Spending Like A Drunken Sailor With A Day To Live'

Another reason not to elect rich people: they have no idea how money works.

Osbourne claims the only alternative to the VAT rise was to raise income tax or NI. Really? Mind you, that's still better than Red Ed's position that raising VAT takes money out of the economy but so does cutting public spending. Apparently, public spending is paid for by the Tax Fairy.