Thursday, February 29, 2024

Death Was By Blunt Language Trauma

Uh oh.... looks like Lee Anderson has fallen foul of people who'd never vote Tory anyway. 

Now they're going to not vote Tory really hard. They're going to not vote Tory to infinity plus one. After all, according to world-famous moderate Sadiq Khan, his language was inflammatory. 

Also inflammatory: arson 

Weirdly enough though, Moderate Sadiq Khan hasn't mentioned this yet. I guess it's just part and parcel of living in a big city.... which was the exact phrase he used to describe the slaughter of innocent civilians by terrorists. 

Say, I wonder if any of the hand-wringing cucks complaining about Lee Anderson's 'clumsy' language have anything to say about that? 

I don't recommend holding your breath waiting for them to even mention it. 

That's the whole reason normal people are so stoked about what Lee Anderson said - we're just sick of being asked to believe in obvious absurdities. The people who are outraged about anyone criticising Islamism, but not people blowing up the No 52 bus are in no way moderates and what they support is in no way equality. More to the point though, a party that pretends there's something outrageous about pointing all this out  is in no meaningful sense  'conservative'. 

Monday, February 19, 2024

New Euphemism Just Dropped!

Hey, I hate the lycra lice as much as anyone but I don't think the mode of transport is the key issue here:

Police have named the 16-year-old boy who was killed in a stabbing on Wednesday 'by two cyclists wearing masks'.  
The victim has been named as Darrien Williams, though formal identification is yet to take place, according to Avon and Somerset Police.  
He was attacked in Rawnsley Park in Easton by two people wearing masks who left the scene on bikes, before running to Stapleton Road where he was assisted by a motorist.

On the plus side, at least it's a change from 'talented footballer' or 'aspiring rapper'. 

Monday, February 05, 2024

I Shot A Man In Reno Just To Watch Him Die (And It's All Stephen King's Fault)

Liberals, true as ever to their motto 'being outraged about the wrong things since 1978', have decided that the real guilty party in the Brianna Ghey case is everyone who ever objected to a guy in a dress sharing a changing room with their six year old daughter. 

Although to be fair, I did think J K Rowling went a little too far in her book 'Harry Potter And The Creepy Tranny In A Terrible Wig'. 

Meanwhile, non-insane people note that the actual killers will be eligible for release in their mid-thirties i.e. still prime murdering age. 

I'm sure they'll be totally rehabilitated by then though.....

Note that not only did the jury not find that the killers were motivated by transphobia, the prosecution didn't even allege this - the judge herself decided to introduce this after the verdict was in.

You might say she decided to transition the case....

But wait, where are all the people who usually sermonise about muh sacred due process now  that a judge has suddenly decided that the whole trial thing is just a warm up act to her telling us what really happened? 

As it is, her reasoning seems.... well, let's just say I think there's a reason why she chose to wait to  introduce this until after no one could answer back:
'Your messages about Brianna were transphobic,' she told him. 'You consistently referred to her in a way that was dehumanising, calling her "it". You also described her as a "femboy thing".'
Wait... this guy sounds like me. 

Or, come to think of it, anyone else who rolls their eyes at the whole 'I identify as a cat' thing. 

And if you think that's weak, there's this:
While Jenkinson did not use transphobic language, she said it was the prosecution case that she 'encouraged' Ratcliffe to kill Brianna in the knowledge that his 'attitude' would make it more likely that he would go ahead and stab her
Huh? Hanging out with bigots who use insensitive language makes you a bigot too. How about if they work under you in some kind of group? Let's say there's some hypothetical guy - we'll call him Sir Keith Stoller - and some of the people who work under him are a bunch of raving antisemitic nuts? Is he responsible for any crimes they do too? 

Still, we have to look on the bright side of all this: at least motivation is back in play as something we're allowed to talk about. 

Hey, if we're allowed to trawl through some scumbag's text messages to work where he's coming from, we're surely free to do a deep dive into other cases... like, say, the Nottingham Horror. 

Right, liberals? 

Nope, guess not. 

The killer was sane enough to arm himself, conceal the weapon, travel into town, strike at the time of day when the police response was likely to be slowest, lie in wait for his victims and target only a specific demographic but too crazy for us to be able to ever understand why he targeted the people he did. 

Could be literally anything, you guys!

Sunday, December 10, 2023

Hey, Liberals, Who's In An Echo Chamber Now?

For those of you keeping score at home, crazy extremist Nigel Farage got through to the final of 'I'm A Celebrity' while the guy foisted on the Tory Party by the supposed wizards of electability is on course for a record defeat. 

The smart set claims Rishi Sunak isn't worried about the contrast between the two of them, but it's noticeable he himself made sure to have a photo-op carrying out his own version of a bushtucker trial, being pictured with a really huge snake. 

No, wait, my mistake that was actually Michael Gove. Meanwhile, back in the real world, Farage was already meant to be dead and buried thanks to voice of the people Nella Rose - or as the public generally refer to her 'who'? 
Not only does Nella, 26, who is of Congolese descent, tick diversity boxes, but crucially her social media content — her hair and make-up video blogs are particularly popular — meant she already has millions of fans who follow her every move.
She's the voice of a generation, you guys!

Well, OK, then. Let's assume this angry and divisive race-hustling bum's rise to Tik Tok fame is totally kosher, even though, well, you know, look what happened next:

It is no secret within ITV that Nella was viewed as a future face of the channel. She even signed up with agent Jonathan Shalit – known as a star-maker courtesy of managing Charlotte Church and Myleene Klass — in a bid to raise her profile.

Shalit also has strong relationships with ITV, having worked with Good Morning Britain hosts Susanna Reid and Kate Garraway in the past.

One insider at the broadcaster revealed: 'Nella was on the list for a while....

The idea was that that show, with its millions of viewers, would make her a household name and she would be handed lots of work by ITV

Yep, she's not Rosa Parks, she's the Girls Aloud of politics, sticking it to The Man with the help of her handlers at Sticking It To The Man Ltd, a division of Smash The System PLC. 

Hey, we're all supposed to hate the 1970s comedians but at least those guys served a gruelling apprenticeship on the club circuit. Meanwhile, the MSM tries to push these grifting clowns down the public's throat, only for them to meltdown as soon as they have to deal with, actual, real people. 

There's a lesson in there for the Tories but I'm sure they'll pretend not to notice. 

They just need some targeted ads on Instagram, that'll change everything.

Monday, November 13, 2023

Moby The Dick Resurfaces!

No, Reader, despite what it looks like, that was not a beached whale in Downing Street earlier today. It was just Fat Dave Cameron making his return to government. 

Apparently, his job will be to represent British interest abroad - as opposed to his last job which was to represent foreign interests in Britain. At least that's what it seemed like at the time. 

There is no better proof of what a worthless scumbag this guy is than that the MSM has been lauding his statesman-like qualities all day, but without being able to cite anything specifically statesman-like about Blabba The Hut. 

Nope, Snooty Dave's statesman-like qualities are much like Kierdo the Weirdo's forensic analytical skills - something only visible to the MSM. 

As a basic requirement, shouldn't a certified super genius be able to come up with at least one or two memorable statements? 

And no, not memorable in the sense of being 0 for 2 in naming who fought in the Battle of Britain. 

Meanwhile, back in the real world,  this prat's main contribution to Britain was to so completely fold in his dealings with the EU that he inadvertently helped Leave win. 

And then there was him pushing the well-planned and thought out intervention in the Libyan civil war that helped make modern-day Libya the Canada of Africa. 

This - this - is what genius at work looks like!

On the other hand, we're told he will help the Tories win back the 'middle ground' - you know, all those people who were totally going to vote Tory but they were put off by the Tories being too hard on jihadist loons. 

Who'd have thunk it, huh? Apparently you're now a Nazi lunatic if you don't want to kill the jews. 

But let's not let the insanity of this specific issue blind us to the bogusness of the whole premise. Apparently, Lord Snooty is a political super genius but where exactly is this election-winning genius parked? In two elections he faced the one-eyed doomster from Fife and then an early AI system's attempt at generating a character from a Woody Allen movie and overall he managed an aggregate majority of 12 seats. 

Truly an unstoppable electoral titan! 

Meanwhile, in 2019 when the Tories went into an election with a supposedly extreme offering - you know, actual conservatism - they won an 80 seat majority. 

There is no more ludicrous myth in British politics than the idea that it's the right of the Tory Party that hobbles the Party's election chances. For all that the squish side of the Party like to talk about electability, they sure do seem to struggle to actually get elected. 

On the plus side, at least Snooty doesn't have any skeletons in the closet.


And that's the real problem, not only with this fraud, but with our whole political class: here's a guy who struts round like some kind of blue-blooded Ubermensch, looking down his nose at the common rabble, except now it turns out he a grifting low-life who talks in vacuous sound-bites and couldn't even empty water out of a boot if you put the instructions on the heel.