More Projection Than The Local Odeon....

Looks like crime's so low in the People's Republic of Caledonia that the McFilth have had to resort to policing hypothetical crime:

Police have been accused of targeting JK Rowling in a parody by inventing a fictional trans-hating character called Jo who believes 'they all belong in the gas chambers' in a hate crime scenario.

Yep, that would be the 'Jo' who's a massive Labour Party donor and Uber-Karen, but now they're trying to claim she's totally some demented liberal caricature of a right-winger.

Honestly, it's like a mashup of Taggart and the Self-Righteous Brothers. 

Still, I'm all about the equality me, so how about asking them what they would do if Jonathan 'India' Willoughby broke into Porton Down, stole anthrax spores and then hired an ice cream van and drove round south-east Inverness giving anthrax-laden 99s to passing school children while dressed as Amy Winehouse? 

Hey, you ever think about that one, PC McWoke? 

No? 

Will no one think of the imaginary children? 

Apparently, 'jihad' doesn't necessarily mean 'holy war' but everything the right says totally does - even if the rightists in question are identikit Guardian-reading bores like 'Jo'. 

Say, that sounds like something a bunch of creepy fanatics would use to try and bamboozle the public into supporting violent thuggery....

I mean I can't help noticing that all the actual, non-hypothetical, crimes appear to come from one side of the debate. 

Just who exactly is fantasising about herding their opponents into gas chambers, huh? 

They're not even hiding it anymore. A journalist for the BBC - of course - is openly fantasying about a 'Final Purge' - nudge, nudge, wink, wink - targeting people who [checks notes]... hate woke video games. 

Seriously, that's all it takes for a leftist to start fantasising about mass murder: not liking their rubbish, preachy games. 

These people are all nuts.