Best Story Evah!

Via Hot Air, it's Britain's latest sit-com. The script practically writes itself, plus check out paragraphs two and three for further evidence of the deleterious effects of Islam on IQ.

UPDATE:

Never trust a socialist! The Mirror's story appears to be somewhat erratic, so just in case here's the opening graphs:

HATE preacher Abu Hamza has refused any more treatment from his prison nurse after finding out the man is gay.

The nurse, nickname Queenie, has been helping to wash and dress the convicted terrorist for more than two years.

A prison source told the Mirror the full-time staffer is openly gay and has a camp voice.

Officers at Belmarsh jail are said to be surprised Hamza, 48, has not noticed before.

Now the cleric is claiming it is against his religion and human rights to be treated by a homosexual. The source said Hamza's solicitor wrote to the governor demanding his client is given a new regular nurse.

The prison service refused saying it does not discriminate on grounds of sexuality.

The source said: "The nurse is upset about it. He has spent the last couple of years doing everything for Hamza, even wiping his bottom.