Truly, Fat Dave Cameron is the gift that keeps on giving: now World Famous Moderate Muslim Sayeeda Warsi is pushing the crazed Islamist-inspired definition of Islamophobia (speaking personally, I prefer the Christopher Hitchens definition 'a word created by fascists, used by cowards, to manipulate morons.')
Lest we forget, that's Baroness Warsi, after Fat Dave decided the whole 'due diligence' thing was for squares. Still, at least his PC outreach efforts meant he was able to bring onboard rock-ribbed conservatives like Sarah Wollaston and Heidi Allen... say, does anyone know what they're doing these days?
You know, thinking about it, a guy could almost think those mean old bigots had a point. Maybe selecting professional victims and parachuting them into safe seats or the House of Lords isn't such a good idea after all? Not only are they hideously unqualified for the job, it turns out it's not even good politics.
Apart from that it was a brilliant plan!
Before they rewrite history, remember that this whole Diversity Uber Alles - and especially uber competence - thing was cooked up by the Certified Genius Class in London. The bumpkins were the ones who said it was a farce to begin with - and got called bigots for doing so. Now it turns out the hicks were right and the snoots were wrong, but don't ask them for any comment on this - they're too busy trying to work out why they're losing votes to The Brexit Party.