Hey, at least we'd finally have one who didn't take more backhanders than Andy Murray.
Actually, my favourite bit is the line about the police seizing the mannequin. Yes, indeed: I think we all feel much safer knowing there's one less plastic representation of the human form out there on our streets.
Actually, my favourite bit is the line about the police seizing the mannequin. Yes, indeed: I think we all feel much safer knowing there's one less plastic representation of the human form out there on our streets.
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That's the modern police service for you: keeping Britain safe from the Auton terror. Shame it doesn’t work so much with carbon-based low-life forms.
They are having a hard time getting it to talk, though. 'It's gonna be a no comment interview, Sarge'.
How would anyone know it's different from any other politician?
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