Even Guardian Writers Don't Read The Guardian

Julie's reading the Guardian, so you don't have too.

First, there's prolier than thou Cath Elliot, writing from a sink estate in Glasgow (right?) about why the middle class suck, suck, suck!!!!

They're the ones who get to make the big decisions that impact on our lives, and they're also the ones who we see every day working hard to ensure that their class is protected and cushioned when times get tough.

Say what, Cath? Would that be like devoting space to an overpaid flack's plea for the government to keep spending taxpayer's money on overpaid flacks? Is that what you mean?