First we had Humphrey, the Downing Street cat that, like, got a job on a cruise ship or something just as soon as the Wicked Witch moved in. Now, we get this story about America's Worst President. Note too the firm grasp on the technical details of firearm employment: he tried to sting it by shooting it with a shotgun ? What does he use to get mildew off the bathroom ceiling ? A flamethrower ?