Strange Incident Happens, No People Involved

As a corollary to my rule of thumb that whenever the MSM reports a crime by the invisisible man, the assailant is unlikely to wear factor 50 sunblock, I’d also note that where the MSM reportes that trouble has ‘flared up’, ‘broken out’ or something similarly impersonal, that usually means the trouble was started by the aforementioned non-factor 50 users. Consider events in Windsor:

Police are appealing for calm after three nights of violence at a Berkshire dairy owned by a Muslim family.

The Medina Dairy in Windsor was hit by a suspected petrol bomb on Wednesday evening, on the third night of unrest.

Police have stepped up patrols in the Dedworth area and said they would use "robust policing tactics" to bring the situation under control.

Or rather, consider what really happened:

The outbreak of disorder began after a mother and her daughter were set upon by a gang of 20 Asian youths armed with baseball bats, iron bars and pitchforks.

The shaven-headed thugs – all dressed in white robes – launched the attack after pouring out of a former office building which is being used as an unofficial mosque.