Three Great Quotes

"They must be really incompetent if they keep needing all this extra training'

DumbJoanne doesn't quite get the point of In-Service training for teachers.

"Frankly, the less martyrs there are the more important each martyr is. It’s like the effect supply and demand has on prices.

More martyrs means cheaper martyrs and that’s got to be good for everyone."

The England Project fails to understand why killing terrorists makes them more dangerous.



'"On Tuesday Home Secretary David Blunkett said it could be renamed the Public Prosecution Service, to help people feel it is on their side."

That's a relief. For a minute there I was worried that the Queen was out to get me.'

Paul is left on the kerb by Nu Lab's rebranding exercise.